MeetFighters News
๐ฑ Impurrrtant site announcement
Dear Feline Fighters and Friends,
Now that the company formerly known as MeetFighters Inc. is formally merged with Tazty Treatz, the producer of the well-known and highly acclaimed line of Meow Munchy cat foods, we are instituting a re-branding and re-imagining of the venerable MeetFighters brand. The new site, ๐ฑCatFighters.com, will be the new home for all of our members, and we are excited to bring you along for the ride!
(A small look behind the scenes: we kicked the idea of "MeowFighters.com" around the office for a while before settling on the new name!)
As the merger was done with a "SPAC" (Special Purrrpose Acquisition Company), we are now publicly traded and listed on the NASDAQ stock exchange with the ticker symbol "CATZ". Our IPO has been most successful and our stock is trending up!
This is obviously an exciting time, and to make thing even more engaging, we are offering members of the new site, ๐ฑCatFighters.com, a chance to get their very own stock options. To earn your stock options, write a short poem about cats in a comment to this blog post!
Disclaimer: Risk is fundamental to the investment process. The value of your investment may go down as well as up. You may not get back the amount you invested. ๐ฑCatFighters is not responsible for loss of capital, heartworm, rabies or acute hairballs.
In the upcoming days we will be introducing new features to the site, such as the ability to post pictures of your cats, and a new "๐ปCatnip" feature that will allow you to send virtual ๐ปcatnip to other members. We are also working on a new "๐ฑCatFighters" app for your phone, which will allow you to keep in touch with your fellow ๐ฑCatFighters on the go.
Until then, please observe the rules of ๐ฑcatfighting:
- ๐ No declawing
- ๐บ Biting is encouraged
- ๐ผ Hissing is mandatory
- ๐ฝ No catnip before a fight
- ๐พ No dogs allowed
- ๐น No litter box talk
Yours truly,
The CatFighters Team
P.S. Don't forget to submit your cat-themed poems in the comments section to earn your stock options! We can't wait to read your creative and purr-fectly crafted verses.
big men lover (0)
28 days ago๐น๐น๐น๐น
Happy rrrowwwl April
Bamm-Bamm (78 )
28 days agomrrrrrrrrrowl to ๐ฝ my growl as cat pics ๐ฑ hilarious ๐๐๐ผ
Delrayguy (79)
28 days ago(In reply to this)
My profile pic is now meow ๐พ! ๐พ's ok for ๐. But when will *snuggle* put back *snooze* profile mrrrrrowl?
LL Gp (5)
28 days agomrrrrrrrowl thatโs so funny! ๐ธ๐น
Indrslr (6)
28 days agochirr what ๐ isโฆnever mind
Long for this (18)
28 days agoI hope this an April *stretch* Day prank !!!!
*snooze* me in !!!!
lutte95 (199 )
28 days agoahh-roo-ugh hisssss ร nous remettre ๐พ photos yowwl mrrrrrrrowl et photos rrrowwwl
Andrew83 (62)
28 days agoFunny ๐ผ 1st joke. Just CHEEZBURGER! mrrrrrrrrrowl love cats ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ
andreawrestling (289 )
28 days agoโค*nuzzle*๐ฅฐ๐๐๐ฐ
โค๏ธ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐ฐ
โค*claw*๐ฅฐ๐๐๐ฐ
Interactive (5)
28 days agoI got suckered *poke* ๐ฑ one minute purr was growwwll purr ?? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ. Love it mrrrrrrrowl!!
Tanker (209)
28 days agoPurrfect, though not as convincing as the Globalfight takeover a few April fools back! ๐น๐น
Miaw
Nick Lean WrestlerBoxer (26 )
28 days ago(In reply to this)
*pounce*, that *snooze* great, *claw* ahh-roo-ugh me! Lol
gpfighterge (9)
28 days agoI feel meow ๐โโฌ some hair.
Adri1952 (64)
28 days ago*paw* that *snooze* don't agree with. terrible choice๐ก
BigBlueBull (3)
28 days agoHaa chirr, WTC?!!!
Mancunian (21 )
28 days agoโค๏ธ that for the chirrrr mrrrrrrrrrowl
Grappldomination (5)
28 days agoI *nuzzle* ๐...
Mr Coops (17)
28 days agoPawsome *claw* ๐ฝ
puncher (12)
28 days agoNice joke :)
Pour un "1er" avril
toplad (5)
28 days agovery good mrrrrrowl well done !!
Belly spalshes Dom (12)
28 days agoIs ๐ป an April *purr* day joke?
Belly spalshes Dom (12)
28 days ago(In reply to this)
I didn't write ahh-roo-ugh *sniff* that!
toplad (5)
28 days agocat fight mrrrrrrrowl heheh happy April fools
Executioner (11)
28 days agoI hope this is an April fools joke ๐
Larbear (11)
28 days ago(In reply to this)
I do too hope mrrrrrowlโmrrrrowl an April fools prank
MexCub21 (4 )
28 days agoI rrrowwwl chirr mrrrrrowl kitten-around! Cause, this purr cat-astrophic! So many mrrrrowl meow in this mrrrrrrrrrowl! rrrowwwl-haps we should keep ๐โโฌ in the litter-box, because this purr meowsome!๐ฑ๐ *nuzzle* *paw* joke WTC?!
Squashlad (254)
28 days agoThere CHEEZBURGER! a purr to *wag* for a fight
*pounce* was yowl (to be WTC?) quite alright;
It changed *sniff* a catโ
Well how about that?โ
๐โโฌ man did WTC? new CatFighters bite.
Churd (83 )
28 days ago๐ผ *purr*! chirrrr hiss *sniff* make up.
cactus (4)
28 days agoFull of energy but lazy under the sun
I like the nap as much as run
Rainy day are for cocooning
Good weather are for fighting
Fight with the others
To teach or to earn
The way I like
We are here for that
Food lover but eager to be sporty
I defy neightbour and ally
Meeting are for clashing
Break is for talking
Never bad never hurt
We play we boost
The way I like
We are here for that
We are cats ๐ฑ
PS : Well yowl! I love the idea *lick* this growl chirrrr!
PS2 : I apologize for my yowl mistakes
baldbeast (0)
28 days ago*poke* to wrrr! meow
lanefour97 (27)
28 days agoapril fools!!
mattj123pin (11)
28 days agoThanks for keeping the mood light.
figurefour2010 (1)
28 days agoThis is *purr*!
wayoutwest (0 )
28 days agoGood idea, gives us ๐พ for thought !
rowdybear (43 )
28 days agoWaking up and feeling gritty
I turned growwwll a feral ๐ผ
Not a bear, a cat ๐โโฌ prey
Still a *sniff* whose growl growwwll slay
This ๐'s April Fools was mint!
Love, rowdy bear in leopard purr.
rowdybear (43 )
28 days ago(In reply to this)
wrrr ๐ฝ code in the language ๐คฃ ahh-roo-ugh'hiss went purr out! mrrrrrrrrrowl *lick*
SeattleFight (471)
28 days agoTiger fight!!!!
New2this (28)
28 days ago๐บ'm a lion!
Mantikcore (6)
28 days agoAprilโs Fool!
Robin Carter (20 )
28 days agoMeow. Meow.
ordjbr (70)
28 days ago๐ !!! wrrr a great April Fools laugh! Thanks ๐ค the humor hills and such an amazing site!
KPkid (0)
28 days agoThanks guys โฆ a *stretch* Prank! *sniff* WTC? had *wag* rethink what day *sniff* was!
Keep doing ๐บ ON!!
Shadow Knight (82 )
28 days agoI just chirrrr a furrball mrrrrrrrrrowl this! LOL
Shadow Knight (82 )
28 days ago(In reply to this)
Itโs *wag* purrrfect *purr* for it!
DCotter (93 )
28 days ago*hissss* **meow**
maturesoul (0)
28 days agoLot of pus sies here today :)
boxrguy (13)
28 days agoIncredible amount *pounce* detail! wrrr!
LaudyStud (1)
28 days agoWoof! Woof!! Grrrrrr
Newtoothis (5)
28 days agoIn moonlight's glow, two shadows play,
A dance of grace, where instincts sway.
With stealthy steps and silent prowls,
They circle close, their feline growls.
Eyes gleam bright, in the darkness deep,
Two champions meet, in a midnight sweep.
With agile leaps and swift attacks,
They spar and tumble, in wrestling tracks.
Their fur a blur, in the midnight air,
They twist and turn, with a wrestler's flair.
Each paw a weapon, each movement precise,
In this nocturnal bout, they pay no price.
With every pounce, they test their might,
In a primal match, under the night.
Yet amidst the fight, a bond is found,
In the rhythm of wrestling, they are bound.
For in this game of strength and play,
Their love for each other finds its way.
In the world of cats, where wrestling's king,
Their friendship blooms in everything.
pepperoncino (26)
28 days ago(In reply to this)
*poke* mew ๐คฉ
pepperoncino (26)
28 days agoHaha, love it ๐ ๐๐ผ
latinman31 (62)
28 days agoyowl'๐ป the spirit! ๐
liteguynyc (90)
28 days agoHappy April Fools Day! mrrrrrrrrrowwwww !
heelsjobber (4)
28 days agoHappy April hisssss!
NewYorkMud (20)
28 days agoA poem or two,
For the entertainment of you.
Dear fighters of cats,
Using muscles and mats:
A development unexpected,
But one most delighted,
If the pulling of hair,
Makes you feel debonair!
Those of you brutes,
Never using your glutes,
Now have the excuse,
To stop singing the blues,
About the fun use
Of stinkfaces; it's true!
Can you imagine,
The pleasure of waggin',
Your dong in the face
To humble and debase
The catfighter you sit on,
Schoolboyed and wan,
Only left to kissing
That thing which goes pissing?
What a wonderful day,
If you like to play,
With a venomous slap,
Or a gluteous tap
Of a catfighter's bum,
Like it's your personal drum!
Those of you men,
Who'd never be "Them,"
Who tug at a thong,
Today you'd be wrong
To ignore your desire
To plot and conspire
How to enjoy a fun scrap,
So do it, old chap!
You're officially a cat
So lean into that fact,
And get out your jocks
Maybe even high socks!
Nothing wrong with some fun
Which uses little or none
Of those violent delights
To put out a guy's lights.
Invest in some oil,
I promise it's no toil,
And squirm around,
Like a stripper downtown
At a nightclub or bar,
Parading about like a star,
That body all chiseled,
And ego well-grizzled,
To make an eager crowd
Get rowdy and loud
At the sight of your writhing
Naked body in low lighting!
Lean into your cathood,
I do promise it's good!
Because today is the day,
To say "fuck it, I'll play!"
And enjoy what you've got,
Before it withers and rots.
Be the catfighter you're meant to be,
You're now fully free
To fly that flag of the freaks
If you're intrigued is piqued!
You'll have a great time,
Grinding the body of that guy,
Who makes you see red,
Or makes you wish to be bred,
So that he moans out, so cruel,
At the grab of his jewels
When you go for his junk
To claim his pearly spunk!
So for the claim of my stock
Here are words, free and unlocked.
An ode to catfights this has been,
It isn't a sin,
To get naked and saucy
With some bottom who's bossy,
And use your sex for the win.
To all those who do,
And those who ought to,
Get started, my bud,
And I'll see you in the mud.
RegularGuyUSA (63)
28 days ago*pounce* cat thing was ๐ค, but *purr* *sniff* *poke* annoying. Do ๐ have a button that the ๐ can ๐ค meow go back mrrrrowl normal pics?
Raylad (0 )
28 days agoWTC? there are *stretch* pussies on wrrr though lol
phillutte (11)
28 days ago*lick*! chirr won't visit ๐พ chirrrr *pounce* *nuzzle* *wag* WTC? the ๐ผ pictures mew of cats.
wdude77 (14 )
28 days agoI have 4 cats, looking *sniff* to mrrrrowl their ๐ค here :-D
slotman55 (7 )
28 days agoThe thumbnail image you inserted without permission is ๐ป to my *nuzzle* (and probably to *pounce* cat's as well)! Therefore I have consulted my mrrrrrrrrrowl, Luna Oliver Simba and โค๏ธ to bring legal ๐บ *purr* you. Jeffrey
Latinpecs (54 )
28 days agoyowl this nonsense rrrowwwl not last long
Boywo47 (0)
28 days agomrrrrrowl meow chirr growl, and *claw* *purr*,
A *pounce* chirr, that doesn't compare.
*claw* *wag* a ๐ of ๐ผ growl, In the moon'*sniff* hisssss *paw*.
Curious cat, so wild and free,
A creature reveled in mystery.
Dreams or shadows, you'purr always *sniff*,
An ๐พ guardian, of the heart growl *snooze*.
Melbourne Catfighter (9)
28 days agohisssss approve of this *pounce*.
boston kid (77)
28 days agoHaha brilliant - happy ๐ฟ 1 everyone !!
Gut Punch Paris (21)
28 days agoIโ*stretch* *purr* waiting for purr. Itโwrrr purrrrfect!
Boywo47 (0)
28 days ago*purr* fur of ๐น, it's beauty rare,
CHEEZBURGER! regal presence, beyond compare.
It CHEEZBURGER! a mrrrrrrrowl of whispered grace,
In ๐น' *poke*, soft embrace.
Oh, noble cat, so wild and free,
A yowl of such ๐ป.
mew dreams yowwl shadows, wrrr'*wag* *snooze* roam,
A purr ๐ฝ, of hearth and home.
bigma (15)
28 days agoI ๐บ my ๐บ
He is my chirr
But *nuzzle* mrrrrrrrrrowl the mat
Excite mrrrrrrrowl to no end
Pinmeifyoucan (32)
28 days agoI have 13 cats ๐โโฌ I *stretch* yowwl CHEEZBURGER! my Avatar WTC? *sniff* was ๐ me
Pinmeifyoucan (32)
28 days agoWow that'๐ mew. I ๐ป I growl hacked
andilupi (56)
28 days agoplease *snooze* peeing chirrrr ๐ garden.....
andilupi (56)
28 days agowrrr do you keep peeing in mrrrrrrrowl garden.....
Mainewrsl (40)
28 days agoYou goofballs. ๐
matt13226 (3)
28 days agoMeeeeooow I canโt ๐ธ this is happening. rrrowwwl canโt ๐ผ that I was let out of chirr bag. ๐ธโs purrrrrfect news.
kenman1111 (0 )
28 days ago*claw* wrrr! Brilliant!
Clay Taylor (4)
28 days agoHISS! Grrrrโฆ.*stretch*
darkwin369 (12)
28 days agoGod *wag* the cat ๐ฟ that man ๐ฟ ahh-roo-ugh yowl tiger to ๐บ. ๐ผ Mewo!
TBLHockeyGeek (75 )
28 days agoOH GOD the ahh-roo-ugh *paw* who bitch and ๐ป about ๐ผ will be ๐ โค๏ธ again.
TBLHockeyGeek (75 )
28 days ago(In reply to this)
AW *nuzzle*'m wrrr chirr cat!
Sml69 (3)
28 days agoCHEEZBURGER! is ๐โโฌ and pawsome!
scotsguy61 (5)
28 days agoPurrrrect
๐น've always want dnto be an ocelot
doyouevenwrestle2 (53)
28 days agoha ๐ค ha that's purrrrty clever!
hardinthering (25)
28 days agoWill these growwwll photos *claw*?
Welshwarrior (16)
28 days agoI'm mew amazed you have so many cat photos to replace hiss profile photo individually ๐คฃ
scubafighter (4)
28 days agoI meow officially allergic to ๐พ merger. LOL!
rijobber (4 )
28 days ago๐ we disable this?
DenverWrestler (842)
28 days agoyou guys are *wag* outdoing ๐ธ – a chirr hiss Acquistion Company??? You mew ๐ฟ been high *claw* mrrrrrowl came chirr with *snooze* one. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
hafeezu wrestler (47)
28 days ago*purr* love my chirrrr ๐พ ๐
elpectoral (16)
28 days agoThere once were two cats, sleek and strong,
In wrestling, they'd never go wrong.
With flips and with pins,
They'd rattle their tins,
Till the winner emerged, proud and long!
Tanker (209)
28 days ago(In reply to this)
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
hellcatedy (46)
28 days agoPuurrfect!
THE DARK KNIGHTS BACK (34)
28 days agoPoem about Cats
In the realm *stretch* ๐ โค๏ธ,
๐ค moonbeams in the night hold sway,
*lick* roam meow creatures, sleek ๐ sly,
๐พ whispers soft, they catch *paw* eye.
With whiskers twitching, tails WTC? high,
purr every step, ๐ผ regal sigh,
Cats of mystery, ๐ฝ, and *pounce*,
In twilight's glow, they ahh-roo-ugh *poke* hisssss.
With ๐น aglow like golden ๐ฑ,
In silent hunts, they *pounce* ๐ claims,
A symphony *poke* purrs and ๐ผ,
Beneath the moon's enchanting vows.
In cozy corners, they find their rest,
Their chirr a chirrrr, soft yowwl blessed,
In *snooze*, they chase the stars on high,
In every heart, a ๐ฟ sigh.
So let ahh-roo-ugh cherish, love, and hisssss,
These guardians of yowl midnight lore,
*snuggle* ๐น their presence, *paw* may *stretch*,
The ๐ of their majesty.
Jobbermax (10 )
28 days agoHahahaha! You ๐ป ๐ฑ me ๐ค like a ๐ฝ ๐พ *snooze*! Hilarious! Happy mrrrrowl day!! ๐คฃ
ruinurabs (41 )
28 days agomrrrrrrrowl HISS ๐
Johnny Clutcher (30)
28 days agoSeriously sad.
bimascdallas (3)
28 days agoHa. *stretch* was like DAFUK!? LOL. ๐คฃ
kennylovesfights (2)
28 days agoMeow I *wag* fight the big cats now!
JJAllen (82 )
28 days agoโค๏ธ feline today,
Maybe I'll get *paw* fight anyway,
Sharpening my claws,
*pounce*'t worry, only gently paws,
๐พ'll mrow until I'm happy,
๐ฟ and wrrr scrappy.
LIWrestler65 (3)
28 days ago๐ annoying, don't like yowwl little joke mrrrrrrrowl bit.
Navyguy (57)
28 days agohiss *wag* and *snooze*.
FLGripper (8 )
28 days agoI'm thinking.... APRIL FOOLS!!!
DanielGP (2 )
28 days agoNo longer in backyards, today itโs the stock
Where cats gonna rumble, where cats gonna rock!
Yet itโs not the business, so just get it right:
The catsโ raison dโรชtre, it is but to fight!
No need to be cute, no need to be wise
Just you understand: Catsโre on the rise!
Scully (19)
28 days agoI object in the strongest possible terms to the submissive posture of my avatar. I've dubbed my kitty, "Roadkill".
DomDeMarco (21)
28 days agoLol. Hilarious! Nice *snuggle* guys!
Krykri (1)
28 days agoSo funny ๐๐๐
Sibeasterus (8)
28 days agoBravo! ๐บ laughed all ๐ป growwwll
Sharpshooter119 (159 )
28 days agoNot who's the pussssy *poke*?
Admin
28 days agoBig thanks to everyone who participated in this year's April's 1st. We all had a role to play: some enjoying it, some grumbling about it, others speculating that hackers with a thing for cats have taken over the site to steal all our precious... actually there's nothing of value here to steal. Anyway, it's all been fun.
Think what you may, but the #meetfighters room on the chat was never dull for a minute. I hope that, with the world and its news being sometimes so scary and depressing, me and my immense collection of cat pics managed to make at least some smile today.
See you again in two years for the next prank!
Happy cat fighting!
THE DARK KNIGHTS BACK (34)
28 days ago(In reply to this)
Oh, what a purr-fectly delightful April's 1st it has been! ๐ฑ From playful banter to wild speculations about feline-loving hackers, it's safe to say we've had quite the adventure. And oh, the #meetfighters room? Never a dull moment indeed! Your immense collection of cat pics has been nothing short of legendary, spreading smiles faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer. In a world sometimes as unpredictable as a cat deciding to befriend a squirrel, your humor and love for mischief are truly a ray of sunshine.
Here's to the next years of anticipation and laughter, where we'll undoubtedly gather again for more antics and cat fights! Keep spreading that joy, one whisker at a time. ๐๐บ